Of Vagoos and Wangs

September 20, 2007 on 9:28 pm | In Fun | 4 Comments

I’ve noticed that a lot more women restrict their profiles to friends on Facebook than men do. I shall now do a Freudian analysis of this:

You see, women have to be selective about their mates, while men are just sorta out for whoever. Freud might say (if he was alive today, he’d definitely be on Facebook–everyone is) that men have a need to display their wangs and have them available at all times. Women, on the other hand, tend to protect their vagoos from the wangs, they have to selective. Thus, facebook profiles become like the wangs and vagoos of the interwebs.

Also, I added someone on Facebook, but he didn’t recognize me. His wife then saw my display pic, which looks like this:

Hot or Not Link. Please rate me a ten.

And she got scared and told him to delete me from his friends list. Amusement!

And no, the purpose of this site is not make stupid posts that amuse really only me. However, I shall make those! Cause, goddamnit, its my site and I can do what I wantz. Mostly, I think I just need to relax and allow my personality to come through, for better or for worse.

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  1. Thank you for making me laugh!!

    Comment by Tammy — October 28, 2007 #

  2. You’re welcome. :D

    Comment by Ammar Ijaz — October 28, 2007 #

  3. lol :D

    Comment by Rose of Cairo — November 5, 2007 #

  4. Your posts are informative and a riot – your celeb looks amused us as well!… thanks for confirming, in a reader friendly context, that we need not/should not take the back seat through life, but realize that we are responsible for being at the wheel, enjoying the panoramic views!!

    Comment by anna — December 2, 2007 #

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