I did discover who the WTF text was from, but I have no idea why I’m getting texts from them. I’m assuming they’re mistakenly texting me when they’re trying to text someone else. Here’s the latest one:
“The makeup they put on me scares me. I look like i got punched in the face several times… By couture.”
I know of very few people who would wear makeup, say it looks like they got punched and then use “couture” colloquially.