Sometimes I’ll get weird texts on my cellphone. This one is from a number I don’t recognize but its from Nova Scotia (I’m in Ontario):
“I’m so grossed out right now. Peroxide oompaloompas in ugg boots everywhere!”
W. T. F!
I mean, I know what it means: fake blondes wearing ugg boots…but who is this and why should I be informed of the oompaloompa situation in NOVA SCOTIA?