Be warned: The following just may offend you a great deal. My intention was to film this as a sort of "real life" video, so it all has to make sense in a way so that people don’t think it’s contrived. Enjoy!
Jehovah’s Witness By RT Wolf
Guy – A very strong-willed person. I’ll try to get someone who looks great with a shirt off.
Camera – Friend of Guy who came over to show off his camera but Guy’s more interested in TV
Jehovah’s Witness – Young and well-meaning man who attempts to convert you.
Guy and Camera are watching TV (probably some
trials footage). Camera is playing around with his
camera barely interested in what’s going on.
Oh, oh! Watch this move!
The doorbell rings. Guy leans to see out the
window beside the TV and then returns to watching
Who is it?
It’s a Jehovah’s Witness. He comes every
once in a while.
The doorbell rings again.
Guy stands up, stops, smiles at Camera.
Guy starts taking off his clothes.
Oh, whoa! What the hell…?
Camera turns away and starts giggling as he
Oh for god’s sake, turn around. Bring
the camera, you’ve gotta catch this.
Camera turns around to reveal that Guy is down to
his undies. Guy goes to the door and Camera
follows. Guy motions Camera to stop and gets to the
door, and motions Camera along.
Camera is looking at the back of the Jehovah’s
Witness through the window screen. Guy opens the
door and Jehovah’s Witness turns to greet him.
(Unclear & Subtitled)
Good Afternoon–Uh, sir, would you mind
putting some clothes on, sir?
Why? God gave me this body. You should
admire it. Now, what do you want?
(half-heartedly and not making eye
Well, uh, have you been saved, sir?
Look me in the eyes when you talk to me.
I haven’t been saved and I’ve got a few
questions. What’s the source of all good
in the world?
Well, it’s our Lord and Savior Jesus
Christ, and if you accept him–
Yeah, why do bad things happen to good
Well, people are the source of suffering
and if you–
Ahaan, so if something good happens to
us, it’s ’cause of Jesus, if something
bad happens it’s our fault? That sounds
like a bad co-worker who takes credit
for all your fucking work.
Well, no, uh, see–
(starts rubbing his crotch — I
actually saw a guy doing this in a
bar, had his hand down his shorts
and his little children were next
So, you love Jesus, right?
(looking away from him)
Yes, I do. He will save my soul from–
(his hand’s down his undies at this
If you love him so much, why don’t you
marry him? Oh wait, that’s right, you
hate gays. Tell me, do you think black
shouldn’t get married either?
Well, uh, see…
Jehovah’s Witness hears Camera laughing, looks
around, sees the camera through the screen.
Are you recording this? Are you
Jehovah’s Witness turns around and walks away in a
tiff, the rest we can’t hear but he’s still
mumbling. Camera runs to door to capture a clear
image of Jehovah’s Witness storming off.
Camera looks at Guy and both laugh on camera.